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DA looks much more clean and shiny. I like it!
And some added new features too. Nice.

I apologize for my sudden absence. I'm preoccupied with college lately. I don't have enough time to submit new things for my gallery so I guess you won't be seeing new deviations for a while.

Anyway, nice work DA staff!

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT!!
BUT THEN AGAIN NOBODY'S PERFECT!
SO WHY PRACTICE!!!

GOOD GREAVER FIREWORKS EVERYWHERE!!!
I CAN'T FREAKIN BREATHE WITH ALL THE SMOKE!!
MY EARS ARE RINGING FROM ALL THE BOOMS AND BANGS!!!
THERE ARE COLORFUL SWIRLY CIRCLES BEFORE MY EYES!!!
MY MOMS MAKING SOME NOISE USING COOKING UTENSILS!!!
MY LITTLE <insert sibling here> JUST STEPPED ON A MIDGET ORANGE!!!
I THINK SOME KIDS FROM ANOTHER PLACE GOT THEIR HANDS BLOWN UP!!

YYYYAAAAAYYYYYY!!!

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<sub>Dear Journal,

Ah yes, Christmas. What a jolly day that day is. Its almost near. I wander what will happen then? Oh, well I guess I'll just have to find out when the day comes.

God lord of icicles man its cold out there. Makes me think what those countries with snow feel in seasons like these. I'm guessing they're all warm and cozy on their winter coats and fire places. Throwing snow balls at people and making snow men and all those sorts. Eh? wait do snow really come to them every December? I think they do. C'mon of course they do, I mean why would this "Santi Close" person wear a winter outfit if it weren't super cold? Well that makes sense. Well at least I won't have to worry about extremely cool weathers.

Oh and back home kids carol at our house every night. I think that the rumor that my mom won't give them money unless they finish they're carol is spreading. No wander they're not as frequent as last year. Well, unlike the adult carolers, they still come but these guys require more "donations" than those kids.

We've also bought stuff at the mall. Now that my new set of clothes for this year is complete, I can finally rest and not worry about getting invited in another shopping spree again for a while. Gah! my feet are killing me. Do they really have to make that mall so freakin' huge? Why can't they just pick something already? It took almost a day just to finish plus <insert sibling's name here>'s friends were planning to meet us which inevitably extended my "standing session" T_T... Luckily they came sooner than I've expected.

This book is just hilarious! Ah yes, good'ole jokes cramped up inside a small booklet. I think I'll be reading it after this. I've sort of found the comic strip artist (it sort of has a anime and cartoon style into it) here but I don't see any of his works I've seen in the book in his gallery though so I guess thats just too bad. I might be looking at the wrong guy though although his art style seems to match but that doesn't matter. At least I can still see it on the pages. I do have to admit, some of the author's jokes are perverted in a way even his name sounds perverted but that doesn't make the jokes bad or anything.

And finally we come to my current situation here. I've finished making Katana's reference sheet. All I gotta do now is to pick a trial opponent and make the comic strip. Maybe I could do it in Flash but that'll take a long time. Thank you Sloth for stopping me once again.

Of all the things I have to draw, its the hands that took the longest. Different angles, poses, proportions... GAH! so much effort but in the end I've managed too finish it. the whole set? no. I've just finished one hand! How can those other artists manage to draw these? I guess they were using some fancy technique I haven't heard of yet or one of those modeling doll figures or something like it especially that ADOBO PUTO-SHOP that I've been trying to get for so long and master or at least just get used to it just like when the first time I used Flash.

Eh, but when I think about it, some of them are taking art classes. A major advantage that they have over people like me but then again there are some out there who are just as good as they are even without the "educational advantage" that the others have. I have to remember that I came here just to have fun and not chase popularity or become a professional artist of some sort.

Man, I'm beat. I really have to go to bed now so I think I'll conclude this journal here.
and no one escpecially Insomnia will get in my way!</sub>

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Before we go...
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I got tagged by the evul

Step 1: Answer the 12 questions.

<sub>1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family</sub>

Step 2: Just do what it says darn it! D:<
Step 3: Fill the blanks based on your answers.

<sub>Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-</sub>

Step 5: Post this, the rules AND the result on your Journal.
Step 6: Stalk Tag 5 deviants.
Step 7: Inform them to do your bidding the same.

Okay lets do this thing
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Yesterday:
Dear Harpa:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it first of may in your closet and I saw you ignore my best friend. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that always will remember the incarnation as an Eskimo.

Greetings to your freaky family,
L A

Today:
Dear Harpa:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll be joining the monastery. I think I realized it first of May in your closet and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that always remember a new life a clone.

Greetings to your freaky family,
L A

Comments:
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Cyd: You have a pink bedroom?!
Mischief: Sissy...
Me: Technically its not just my room
Sloth: Hmm?
Me: Its a family bed. Any of us can sleep there as long as there's still room left to sleep on.
Malice: What Happens when there isn't?
Me: One of us will have to sleep on the sofa.
Mischief: Why is the room pink then?
Me: My mom painted it.
Insomnia: What about the other room?
Me: My Aunt sleeps there.
Malice: Then why don't you sleep there?
Me: The bed's too small for 2 people.
Malice: No, I mean sleep there instead of her.
Me: I prefer to sleep on the sofa.
Sloth: Wouldn't it be much more comfortable to sleep on a bed than on a couch?
Me: Actually its the other way around.